DAE take a phone, iPad or laptop with them EVERY time they take a dump?
I honestly cannot imagine pooping without the internet to keep me company.
Posted Dec 3, 2010, 10:17 PM UTC
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angry turds in my bum? angry birds in my palm.
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It's a game AND a great euphemism for masturbation.
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I have a phone and an iPad with me now.
When I was in college we put a 13" tv on a stand opposite the toilet and played duck hunt while we crapped.
That was the best.
Edit: I typed high school even though my brain was all like "college mother fucker, I said college"
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Did you pretend you were crouching in a blind?
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No, but the dog laughing at you is much more hurtful when you aren't wearing pants.
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i wouldnt know, i rarely miss
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Got this from reddit, laptop backwards is...potpal
edit: brought to you while on my shitter
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Nope.
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Does wiping get complicated?
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Dude, I'm 25 years old, and from the time that I was able to read "Green Eggs and Ham" by myself I was NEVER pooping without some form of printed material, be it a book, magazine, or the back of a shampoo bottle.
About a year ago, I got my first iPhone.....and I haven't taken a book into the bathroom since.
:(
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I end up sitting there for roughly 10-20 minutes after I am done taking a shit, playing a game of some sort.
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Yes! Angry Birds on my Droid FTW!
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And now that we got Angry Bird Seasons... WOOT!
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Everytime
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and, of course, i take my shirt off, a la Costanza.
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3d art
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Laptop.
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Doing that as I type this - phone
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Did everything come out all right?
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Whichever novel I'm reading is permanently on my bathroom counter. I read novels 2 pages at a time. Slightly embarrassing when I leave them in there and people come over.
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Bathroom reading material is embarrassing?
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Good thing the interwebs are helping us make more efficient use of our day.
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I need to have something to do when sitting on the throne - be it a book, magazine, iphone, ipad, or laptop. Else, it feels like I haven't really taken a good shit.
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Although I use my android to play angry birds now before that we used to have a big sudoku puzzle book in the bathroom. It was fun to complete it bit by bit.
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I finally got a phone that would be useful in the bathroom, but I don't want to use something that I hold up to my face.
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Seriously? You guys aren't even trying to disguise them anymore.
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