IAmA Competition Knife & Tomahawk Thrower AMA

'Competiton' as opposed to 'Impalement Artist' - I throw knives, tomahawks and axes from multiple distances at targets for points. Like a cross between archery and darts. I don't get to throw around scantily clad ladies half as much as I'd like.

I'm currently ranked #1 in the world by the International Knife Throwers' Hall Of Fame at knife throwing and #2 at tomahawk throwing. I'm the UK champion (though this isn't saying much - there's not a lot of competition here) and have competed in European Tournaments too.

Appallingly bad IKTHOF site and ranking list and many many photos