r/AskReddit•
MathieuDude

What story about yourself sounds like a lie but is absolutely true?

Posted Jan 10, 2020, 12:36 AM UTC

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RustyWood86•

I was a witness in a double murder trial

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daddy_mark•

You mean you watched the oj Simpson trial?

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RustyWood86•

No a guy who was a member at a gym I used to work at shot two people in broad daylight after he left the gym. I was a witness as to his state of mind prior to the murders.

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daddy_mark•

Wait did you edit your post? I thought you said witness to a trial

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RustyWood86•

No didn't edit, you just read it wrong and replied impulsively

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000B-Man000•

I am job.

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WhatDoesThymine•

I once died and came back to life. As a baby I hung myself with my own chord. I was resuscitated and lived.

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20_Charlie_May_03•

That happens a lot in the delivery room, congratulations for making it! 😂

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_OFF_PLANET_•

1 mile rad

this shit is bright

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barongsay•

I don't have money

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MathieuDudeOP•

That sounds very likely, actually, I'm in the same boat as you!

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ohightori•

I'm related to Gene Woodling.

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MathieuDudeOP•

Who's that?

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ohightori•

He played for the Yankees.

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MathieuDudeOP•

Very cool!

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