TIFU by using Bengay for my neck pain

So, this happened around an hour ago.

A bit of a backstory:

I often suffer from a stiff neck, because I spend most of my time at work with my head down and neck bent. The stiff neck as it is doesn't cause much problems for me, because with a bit of neck exercises it usually goes away, but occasionally it can trigger a migraine. Wednesday was one of those days, and I know what you're thinking "Wednesday was five days ago, how is this a TIFU?"

Well, that's when the chain of events leading to my TIFU started, with me trying to get rid of my migraine. I tried just sleeping it off, then I tried several different medicines, drinking lots of water, avoiding foods that can add to it, etc. but nothing seemed to work. After a long night's sleep, I woke up this morning with my neck worsening, so I decided to tackle that today, and after some exercises and massage not really working, I remembered I had a tube of Bengay in my medicine cabinet leftover, and decided to bring out the big gun.

While applying it to my neck, I had the brilliant idea to also spread it across my head, on the areas that were hurting, hoping that might help with the migraine as well, including on my hairline and forehead. The TIFU started a few hours after applying Bengay, when I went to bed and just decided to watch some TV before sleep. When I watch TV in bed, I lay on my side and prop my head up with my hand, resting it on my palm, my fingers across my forehead. As I decided to try and sleep, I realised my head was still hurting enough to keep me awake, and after tossing and turning, I remembered reading in some article a while ago that pain can be reduced when body releases oxytocin, and that oxytocin is released when you orgasm.

At that moment, I remember thinking that I'm a genius and a fool for not thinking about it sooner, and grabbed my phone to load my go to video for this time of night, found it and played it. As I reached my hand in my panties, and was just starting to warm up, I felt a tingly sensation on my ladybits, and as it started I immediately realised what I had done. As the tingling spread and intensified, turned hot and than cold, tingly and then numb, and at one point it felt like my vagina was simply not there, there was nothing to be done but lay there and make peace with my fate. I have just spread Bengay from my forehead to my vagina, and I don't know what hurt more, the burning and freezing of my vagina, or the stupidity of my actions. I went to the bathroom to try and rinse it out, but the damage has been done, and thankfully it was just residual amount of Bengay, so after about an hour, the tingling has now passed, and I'm back to my normal self, but one life lesson wiser.

So, moral of the story, when you apply Bengay, make sure you keep it in mind, or else you'll be rudely reminded.

TL;DR. Applied Bengay on my neck and forehead, which I forgot, absentmindedly touched the cream and tried to then masturbate, and then my vagina reminded me by trying to evacuate.