Why I don't believe Elizabeth Warren's lies. A play in one act.

Bro: I'm telling you dude. A woman could never be President. They are too weak and stupid.

Me (a simple Bernie Bro): No way dude. Lots of strong and smart women out there.

Bro: Nope. It's just a fact. They don't have the guts to stand up to anyone.

Me: That's insane. Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris are Senators. There is lots of competition to be a Senator. They have to be smart and brave to even rise that high in society.

Bro: I bet if some powerful dude said something sexist in front of Elizabeth Warren she wouldn't have the guts to call him out.

Me: Ok dude.

Bro: No seriously. She'd be too scared to say anything.

Me: She's a Senator. She's a powerful person.

Bro: No way dude. Women are cowards. Even the bravest woman on Earth would need a long time to process that stuff. Women are such cowards that the strongest one on Earth wouldn't stand up to a sexist politician for at least 6 months. Their cowardice is disqualifying.

Me: Pass the bong stupid. Can we please talk about Gundams instead of your idiotic sexist bullshit?