Thought this was funny

Posted Jan 15, 2020, 11:58 PM UTC

Posted Jan 15, 2020, 11:58 PM UTC
I wholeheartedly endorse feminism. It has set men free in a way never possible! At my age i'd have a few children by now and be working like a dog to support them (sure it's a noble task) and the wifey (lol) but instead it's just me, as I am, free to do as I wish. Thank you feminism!
Having all this disposable income and time is great isn’t it ? Not having to deal with the stress of kids and a wife means I’m healthier all around.
Guide to the modern woman
If you are broke: blame men
If you are too dumb: blame men
If you are fat: blame men
If you are too lazy to work: blame men
If you are a cum bucket: blame men
If you are told to take responsibility for your actions: blame men
If you are a dumpster fire: blame men
Anything negatives happens to you: blame men
Anything positive happens to you: celebrate women
If you get called out for blaming men for everything: blame men.
And make sure to use technology invented by men to do so.
Tax ‘em. Make them pay for something.
We’ve also been secretly researching the ultimate frozen meals to make even traditional female roles obsolete.
Pizza pocket anyone? 🍕
By the time they fully realize that feminism liberated BOTH men and women, it'll be too late.
But hey, that's not my problem.
Neither mine 💪
Feminism is fucking us over in the long run... I..i...Its THE PATRIARCHYS FAULT!!!!!
Just cannot stop doing that uh?
They always have to blame something
She's on to something!
If only.
That's my plan. Get some rich doctor bitch and chill
As the wise Iowahawk says, it's sometimes possible to think that feminism was created by a bunch of horny teen boys.
Thought this was the future they wanted?
They got vectored
No matter what, men win in the end... We always do.
The Apex Predator
Uh oh, they figured it out.
Problem is they are incapable of running society, fully expecting men to continue taking the shit jobs while being happy to pay more taxes/alimony to the royal gender
I don’t agree with her but shit this is funny
So, what do you want? More responsibility? Less responsibility? Don’t let the patriarchy’s goals get in the way of what YOU want
War is just a long con by the patriarchy to make men not be able to support women
Dude.....bro.......whoa
That's deep, yo.
Oh shit! The jig is up! They are unto us! In all honesty could we really expect them to provide for us as we once provided for them? Highly doubtful.
Dude if that were possible I’d honestly plow the next hot blonde I see lmao.
Stay at home and play video games all day...
Dude could you imagine how awesome it would be if the roles were reversed but we got to keep our dicks and everything else regarding our anatomy?
I could just stay home, chill out and do whatever... and then plow her the first minute she comes through the door hahahahaha.
Totally mgtow btw just had to play this out through my head.
During my ex-wife's articling year she gave birth to our youngest. I stayed home on parental leave...it wasn't that hard to keep the house clean, prepare three meals, keep track of the baby, keep track of the kindergartener, and walk the dog. I even had enough time to renovate the living room (re-oriented the room, put in hardwood floors, put in insulation, dry-walled the walls and ceiling) and I still had time to play Civ IV while the baby slept and I couldn't pound nails in.
And playing the best strategy game ever? This is the dream.
WINNING!!
this would make a great comedy bit