Realistic Star Trek
Posted Dec 21, 2010, 1:01 PM UTC
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The wrong Enterprise? I cannot allow this to pass. Fixed: http://i.imgur.com/2X3GL.jpg
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You've done a good thing today.
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Ahh, thank you. now i can return to the sleep chamber. but wait, where is the cute green alien to seduce Kirk, you Denebian slime devil?
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I award you the Peanut Cluster of the Axanar Cashew Conference or something approximately to that effect.
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Scotty changed the laws of Physics and, in saving Kirk's Enterprise, destroyed Enterprise D.
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dude, change the enterprise before you get lynched.
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Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Look, Mr. Scott, I'd love to explain everything to you, but the Captain wants this spectrographic analysis done by 1300 hours.
Scotty: Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children. >They want everything right now and they want it their way. But the secret is to give them only what they need, not what they want.
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Yeah, well, I told the Captain I'd have this analysis done in an hour.
Scotty: How long will it really take?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: An hour!
Scotty: Oh, you didn't tell him how long it would really take, did ya?
Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge: Well, of course I did.
Scotty: Oh, laddie. You've got a lot to learn if you want people to think of you as a miracle worker.
From TNG Episode 6-4 "Relics"
Scotty had plenty of time. Always. He always over-quoted so he would be seen, as he puts it, a 'miracle worker'.
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NCC-1701. No bloody, A, B, C, or D.
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Or E
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Or J
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Yes, but I was quoting Scotty from the ST:TNG episode "Relics" before there was an Enterprise-E or J.
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Excellent Enterprise-D trolling.
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Fortunately Scotty always dramatically overstates the case so he looks like a hero when he manages to do what he's claimed was impossible.
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A concept he tried and failed to explain to LaForge.
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Nerd RRRRRAAAAAGGGE!
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Last panel is the best. Keep it the TNG Enterprise. :)
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anytime my tv has a problem i take apart the remote control and tinker with the circuit board.
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Uhhh sure you got the right Enterprise there? Wow I am such a nerd for saying that.
removes retainer...nerdiest voice:
Actually, anyone can see that is the Enterprise-D from TNG. While Scotty did make it on-board in the episode, "Relics" Kirk never did. The closest he ever got was meeting Captain Picard in "Star Trek Generations," which showed that clearly, Captain Picard was superior in every way to Kirk.
I upvoted both of you because by comparison you make me look suave and sophisticated.
Probably not... The original was kind of cardboard-boxy I think.
Now you'll feel the rage of the orthodox trekkie preisthood of reddit for this heresy.
Well, mine is the realistic version...
I noticed it immediately. Apparently, not having enough power in the past destroys the Enterprise in the future. Who'd of thunk???