God sacrifices the best things
Posted Jan 16, 2020, 8:19 AM UTC
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Some mcthighs to rest upon
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Mcno
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Well, Mcyes but actually Mcno
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Dibs on those McFeet!
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What about mcpersonality
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Don't tell us about you mcfetish
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Trading meat for a leaf I see? Well, I haven't seen such a deal like this ever since I traded my Mew for a Squirtle.
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I once gave a moltres to get a ditto, which, I already have one, higher level and everything.
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I cannot express the accuracy of this comment.
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Cant confirm, never had sex before.
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Cant confirm, never had food before.
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said every child in Africa
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They atleast get one state sanctioned sip of breast milk thanks to American charities.
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I have heard that women prefer food too over sex
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cursed_mcrib
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Food, is FOOD
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sex is pleasure
Food is LIFE.
i'm a food person, so......
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Well I mean I cant just act like I'm eating to relieve the urge.
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he realized he could eat her too
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[Cue Dramatic Lighting]
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Bitch you fuck with my McRib you gonna get clapped, that shit dead serious cuz that MF only comes around once a fucking year.
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She belongs to the SKREETS*
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Also the root of Misandry. Did someone ask her if she wanted to exist as Adams wife
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Doesnt have many other choices tho
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At least he's still got something to eat
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God removed one of Adam's rib to make Eve.
But Adam, with one less rib, did'nt even need Eve to get some oral.
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I see this as an absolute loss
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This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever
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wheres his leaf
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I’m a girl but I still need to say this. Misandry is honestly so much more common nowadays than misogyny. It’s almost like us women are trying to get revenge or something, It’s disgusting.
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What is misandry
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It’s the opposite of misogyny, it means hate for men or boys.
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So that's why the way to a man's heart is his stomach
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Did you know that the bible was mistranslated, its not supposed to be rib, rather its a penis bone, which is how the bible explains humans not having one
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Ay can some really religous person confirm this so that I dont have to look it up
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Here’s what actually happened;
Adam: God, could you make me a partner? Someone that is beautiful, smart, funny, intellectual and my equal in every way?
God: Adam, that will cost an arm and a leg...
Adam: What can I get for a rib?
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Adam is edward elric ?
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Ummm, dont you mean penis?
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Yes, I'm also one of the Christian that tell people to read the Bible even though I never read it myself and I'm also a Buddhist
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Look up adam rib mistranslation, that should work
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This is not the law of equivalent exange
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So that's why women are tasty.
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So we sandwich makers originated from a sandwich. Seems legit...
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How dare God assume her gender!
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Mcsogyny
Mcorgasm
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