DAE have a good holiday joke?

I could really use a good laugh right about now.

Here's mine:

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds his keys. He shakes them and says "these represent bells." St. Peter is impressed with his creativity and lets him in.

Following the example of the first, the second man grabs his iphone, pops open the Zippo app and shows the flame. "This represents the Christ candle on the advent wreath." he proclaims. St. Peter is skeptical, but lets him in anyways.

The third man pulls out a pair of panties. Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

He answers... "They're Carol's!"