Retail workers of Reddit, let's share our experiences of the holiday season so far.

Here's mine:

Context: Mobile phone store.

Customer: Mid 40-Early 50s

Customer: "I want a phone that can do email and internet!"

Me: "Ok, no problem, how much would you like to spend?"

Customer: "WTF?! I ASK THE QUESTIONS HERE, I CAN READ THE DAMN F%CKING PRICE TAGS, I DON'T NEED A SMARTASS LIKE YOU TO ASK ME DAMN F*CKING QUESTIONS, F%CK YOU AND TELL ME WHAT DOES INTERNET AND EMAIL."

Me: Gestures to the entire range of phones, since all phones on contracts that we had in stock can do Email and internet. "Well, there's this one and this one and this one and this one and this one..."

Customer: " F%CK YOU DON'T GET SMART WITH ME" shouts more profanities."

Me: "See that door there ma'am? Use it, have a good day."

Come on retail peons, let use vent and circlejerk over how much we hate customers!