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Wet dreams just don’t actually happen for over 99.9999% of men past age of 12/13. It’s ridiculous. I remember being 9 years old and seeing soft corn porn on skinemax, I had wet dreams for weeks watching up with pure pleasure that only a young boys first few orgasms could ever give. And the very best part was I was still dry cumming so I had all the pleasure with none of the cleanup.

I haven’t had one since the age of 11 :(. But that’s probably because I got my own computer at that age and choked my chicken 4-6 times a day. After 11 I had dreamless sleeps, it was a nightmare, I felt like I experienced death every night, as though I would enter the void for all but 1 second and then 8 hours would fly right by. After I turned 20 I started having dreams and it was horrible, instead of facing death I was unable to sleep, every time a dream opened up its wonderful world to me it would shock me awake, constantly having me experience sleep paralysis for years while suffering wonderful nightmares, I say wonderful because facing nightmarish creatures that only could spawn from satans asshole was so much easier than facing the meaninglessness of death. It took until my 24th birthday before dreams stopped stirring my mind awake and I once more experienced a restful sleep. During that short 4 year period I was unafraid of anything, I faced fears worse than anything but death constantly, and it made me stronger. Even today at 36 I feel strong minded and a sense of decisiveness engraved into me.

Insomnia sucks..... but it could be worse