130K into tomorrows MSFT 165 calls, wish me luck
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Posted Jan 23, 2020, 9:49 PM UTC · edited
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MFW OP spends $130k in options that expire tomorrow but barely goes ITM at all. MSFT dips even 1% tomorrow and OP is going to get dicked by Goldman Sachs
Honestly though, good luck. You should have at least bought the Feb21 calls at least, so you can have some potential catalyst for your options instead of literally binary options
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eh it's ITM enough for me.
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I wish i had ur balls
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no you don't, because his are gone
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Dude let’s hope he sold during the morning spike 🙏🙏
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Epic
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He's dead
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you still alive homie i’m a little worried
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Damn.
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Sorry dumb question, isn’t MSFT’s Er call 1/29?
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he's not even playing ER. just that INTC et al. will pull QQQ and market up
so far so good?
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Expiring tomorrow, god this is dumb. Rooting for you, though.
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How do you get your pants on in the morning
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big ass balls first is how
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godspeed
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God damn you are retarded. GOD SPEED
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I have literally my entire portfolio (though it be small) in $msft 170 calls that expire tomorrow. They're worth 5 cents as of now. Hold my ass cheeks open for me brother.
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Oh man
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Sell it first thing in the morning when the market opens high.
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Nice
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When did you get in cause your contracts already ITM??
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I bought the 165 calls, and MSFT was at 166.50ish, hence the calls are "in the money"
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Ripperino
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earnings baby. lets get our fuckin 40 piece
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If they go up enough then good shit. If not and you lose all of it no big deal you never had it anyway
Tho what happens on next year tax time? Wouldn't uncle Sam want Part off the the 130?
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How rich are you that you can yolo like this? It's basically the same as putting it all on black. 130k would change my life...
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I was doing tesla lottos since december, just pumped the profits into more lottos, got lucky on the run to 590, not rich just playing with the houses $, liked the way the volume spiked on msft around 2:50 so jumped in
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Godspeed man. Fingers crossed for you.
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oh boy oh boy
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Holy fuk, what was your delta at the close?
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I'm sorry You bought expiring tomorrow... Why? Why
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I guess you aren’t autistic enough to make big daddy plays
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And me with 1 call lets goooo
lets dooooo this!