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bohdiii

Missed my package delivery because I was taking a shit

SHITPOST

Feels bad, was taking a šŸ’© and didn’t hear the mailman knocking at my door. gotta wait until tomorrow I guess :(

Edit: thank you so much for the gold. My first gold ever and it’s about me taking a shit lmfao

Edit: THEY CAME IN TODAY! One got inspected by customs lmfao https://imgur.com/a/bqPNWac . LV belt is covering my address btw

Posted Jan 30, 2020, 9:30 PM UTC Ā· edited

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SubwayWifi:crown: OG RepFam :crown: •

Guess this is one of the most accurately flaired shitposts ever

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onlybalto•

I promise you they probably didn’t even knock I was waiting and didn’t hear anything and got the ā€œmissed delivery update on my phoneā€

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

I would rage if that happened. I’ll probably call to pick it up from the post office.....

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onlybalto•

I ended up doing that the next day but next haul I’m grabbing a chair and posting up in front of my door to catch them 😭

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RustLordMain:ems: EMS•

This is what I've always done with anything I buy online lmao

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AverageSummoner2•

Good luck when they dont even drive up to your adress and still send the missing letter days later via post.

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AnonymousOlle•

They dont knock. Dont think they even drive out

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etssuckshard•

That has def happened to me before

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kvn12x:ems: EMS•

Mine straight updated the status to "there's no one to receive the package" funny thing is they never knocked or rang the bell, pretty sure they didn't even show up. That was yesterday and today they didn't deliver it either, I'm so pissed right now.

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Neroeh:ems: EMS•

Happened to me on several occasions, pisses me off since they literally have ONE job :/

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WWAVES79:ems: EMS•

They basically did the same thing to me yesterday. They said my package was out for delivery so I stayed home all day until 7pm and the next day the gave me an update saying it was transferred to a distribution center. Long story short, they didn’t see an address because it was miss scanned and it’ll be delivered tomorrow.

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xJTxD0notPaN1C :dhl: DHL•

same, shoes, shirts, they just leave a note, never even ring the doorbell, yet yesterday I got my 0.01€ Shoelaces delivered in hand...

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StripeT•

Take this to twitter dog

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Bruh you literally posting pics of plants growing out of shit... talk about shit post

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Nah this is a quality shit post

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Dude you literally deleted your posts of growing plants out of shit LMFAO

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naterose4321•

Rona virus didnt hold ur package up?

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Nah I shipped out on the 13th and 15th

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naterose4321•

Glad to hear thanks

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subtlesuit:ems: EMS•

Bro I swear to god I be waiting for for package all morning and contemplate to take my shit. Once I start dropping my cannons THATS when they decide to knock. That’s the quickest i ever wipe and wash my hands

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B1GWillieStyle69•
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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Damn that definitely fits

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choppedgrailed•

Purolator delivery agents are like fucking ninjas, I’ve never had one knock either even though I was home.

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Neroeh:ems: EMS•

I live in the UK and honestly ParcelForce are useless, was once waiting at the door for my parcel, I saw them pull up and ran outside only to find that they had already left a ā€˜delivery missed’ note and left it with my neighbour :/

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obelikesub•

Man that's tough. Did they at least say the would come back? What courier?

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Usps, dunno I filled out the slip for redelivery and filled out a online form, hopefully comes back tomorrow. I’m home all day tomorrow so ima literally camp at my window and chase down my mailman to get my haul

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BTA-Yung-Sav•

Definitely one of the best titles I’ve seen in this sub lol

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bohdiiiOP:ems: EMS•

Me, i have to wait another day before getting my haul... thought I’d share. Did you see the shit post flair? Don’t be a dick bruh

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