What's the very bestest way to get men on the Internet to approve of me? I want Love not just Lust, teehee. I am a Girl and I desperately need approval. How can I show that I'm really super different than all other girls? Did I mention I was a girl who was really different than all the rest?

Posted Jan 7, 2011, 2:24 AM UTC

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i_adlerPENISAURUS REX•

Promise to do an IAMA on your lesbian pillow fight sex experience. Provide few to no details on the actual sex, leaving hundreds of Redditors sexually frustrated enough to power a hydraulic power plant.

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TheCannonKnows His Shit•

If by different you mean three titties, I respect you already.

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Unwind•

Take a picture of your tits and offer free blowjobs, they'll all love and respect you for being unique.

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snapp3r•

Tits. Tits or GTFO.

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PinkKnightOP•

what if I bored a hole in a new part of my body

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drunk_otterdunk_rotter•

you should write peotry. people love reading other people's poetry.

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Travis-Touchdown•

Do not show them any pictures, especially nudes (in fact if you have any you should send them to me for safekeeping). They will love and respect you for being morally upstanding. Be sure to remind people how you're a girl often.

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[deleted]•

Take a picture of something cool and nerdish (like a mario sculpture or reddit alien tattoo) but makesure it`s in the background, so we can see your pretty face all the better

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minds_erasedarf arf arf •

Start by flashing your breasts to every guy you meet. That's not something you see every day.

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Quicksdraw•

You can stop asking so many damn questions.

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