People who aggressively wipe their ass and make noise as soon as someone enters the bathroom, why?
Posted Feb 3, 2020, 7:18 PM UTC
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You need to establish dominance
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Alpha dominance
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Who the fuck does this lol I’ve never heard anyone do that! Also how the fuck do you wipe your ass aggressively?
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Happens like once a week at my work. I'll pop open the bathroom door and some guy sitting on the john with start pulling TP like there's no tomorrow and basically shoving fistfuls of it into their ass while grunting, and then trying to stand up and flush as fast as possible like they're trying to see who just walked into the bathroom.
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If someone walks in when I'm shitting I usually just clear my throat or something and make sure my feet are visible under the door so they don't look in or try to open my stall.
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So others know I am done my business
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*aggressive ass wiping intensifies.
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I experience this so much at work and it really infuriates me and makes me uwholly uncomfortable. I just want to take a shit in peace, guys.
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Everyone does. Some have just learned how to spite-shit. The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be unnatural.
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Honestly, mate, I'm at the stage where I seriously consider banging on the stall wall and yelling at them to shut the fuck up. Spite-shitting, however, is an interesting concept. I may give this a go.
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i just gotta make my presence known here