Pool sex
Awesome.
Posted Jan 8, 2011, 9:53 AM UTC
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only awesome if your a guy - for a girl its like a chlorinated douche
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Agreed.
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Surfing on a narwhal, piña colada in hand, while snorting coke off the back of a dozen midget Vietnamese hookers wearing pirate hats: Most awesomest.
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Those aren't midgets, buddy.
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Nor are they female.
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I think we should all just have a stare at his username and feel very filthy.
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Pool sex feels horrible. I hate to think of what water and weird shit is getting all up in me. Eurgh.
Swimming at the beach then coming home and peeling off bathers to get in a soapy shower together? I'm there.
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It was a private home pool, which he had cleaned the day before so I didn't mind. We did it in the shower afterward too :)
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Hot tub sex: Awesome-er.
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high hot tub sex: Fucking Awesomest
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Pool sex causing a yeast or bacterial infection.
Not awesome.
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Unless it's not chlorinated, not really an issue. It's the fecal matter particles floating around that make it not-so-pleasing.
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I would like to post a reply to all the "chlorinated douce" and "infection" comments here.
My job involves the daily maintenance of 4 indoor and 7 outdoor pools, as well as six large hot tubs. I would like to share this information with you:
- A properly maintained pool will have nearly zero risk of infection. Someone with a bad virus could be bleeding five feet from you, and you should be fine. You could swim in a properly maintained pool with several large gaping wounds and drink as much as you can, and come away just fine. A properly maintained pool will have NO smell; even an indoor pool should have very little, if any, smell.
- "Free Chlorine", aka chlorine that is ready and waiting to do its job, has no smell unless it is in very large concentrations, far beyond what would ever be found in a pool.
- Smell, itchiness, rashes, eye irritation, and other such things are caused by "Combined Chlorine" aka chlorine that has done its job (kill bacteria) and is now "used". If there is a sufficient amount in the water, it causes itches, rashes, eye irritation, etc. It also off-gasses into the air, causing the smell.
- Clean pool water should not harm an open vagina. It may even make it a bit cleaner.
Also:
- Sex in a pool or hot tub is fun, as long as you can maintain the lubrication. You will need something oil-based, obviously. Do NOT use vaseline in a pool! Even a small amount creates an awful mess that is very difficult to clean up.
- If one of you can hold your breath for a decent time (and keep a good mouth-to-parts seal), underwater oral sex is good too.
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I wasn't concerned, but thanks for clearing that up. It's very reassuring it. What's the deal with salted pools? Are they safer? Worse?
I totally wanted to try underwater oral but I was a little exhausted and about to pass out so I've left that for next time.
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all the possible UTIs and yeast infections as chlorinated water is essentially plunged in and out along with wondering how chlorine reacts to the condom, has to make for one of the least awesome places for sex
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If the pool is properly maintained, that should not be an issue. As long as the FC level is good and the CC level low/non-existant, there should be no more risk of infection than just swimming.
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Scuba sex: Awesome.
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on my to-do list.
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Did it in the ocean in Cuba - awesomer!
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zero gravity hot tub space suit sex trumps all, oh plus I was high
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Agreed
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Sex in pretty much any body of water has always been uncomfortable for me. From the bathtub to the hot tub, natural lube washes off.
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The only time I've had pool sex was fantastic. The muscles in my arms were killing me from holding on to the edge, but it was entirely worth it. Pool water isn't fantastic to have in you, but when the urge for sex is there, it's bearable.
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Pool sex is good. My main squeeze (f) agrees with me.
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Am I the only one for whom it is an issue that the natural lubricant washes off under water?
Agreed. I think good pool sex is a myth.
That was my fear, I thought it would be really uncomfortable. But it felt really good. Not sure how it works.
my wife and I tried this when we were on vacation out of the country. I am a bit thick and could not get it inside her. If I pushed too hard it would simply hurt and nothing was really helping.