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TullyPride•

And also shave your head so your inmates know too, since hopefully he'll send you straight to jail.

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Najanator717•

I don't know what kind of masochism he likes, but getting punched in the face doesn't feel nearly as good.

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princess_bvmblebee•

Some ppl do like being punched in the face tho. I never left one, but my ex would have been ecstatic if I'd ever managed to give him a black eye

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Najanator717•

There really is something for everyone.

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princess_bvmblebee•

It's a wild world out there

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steinbergmatt•

Now I'm just imagining my wife trying to give my eye socket a hickey.

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[deleted]•

Thanks, thats a wonderful image

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Amy_Ponder•

Awww, isn't domestic violence so romantic? ^I ^hate ^that ^a ^/s ^is ^even ^necessary...

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Cabbagexpancakes•

I have not been thrown for a loop this hard by a post on Reddit for a while. I feel like I just got punched in the face.

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ImFrom1988•

Did Amber Heard post this?

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