Whoever edits this show should be strapped into a chair and forced into an epileptic fit.
Posted Feb 5, 2020, 11:34 PM UTC
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Hahahahaha
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You should feel sorry for the poor guy - he has five hours of live footage, and has to fill 26 episodes!
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Oh look there's wood down there !
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<turns head to side with normal look of “did you just say my name?” while camera zooms in with drama>
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I find that Im fast forwarding half the show anymore. The look backs and the stupid theories that people come up with. If I didn't feel like they were getting closer I would never watch this show.
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I think they should be forced to watch the show! Way more painful
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Righty right.
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Oh my, Alex undergoes 'psychological conditioning' (all to no avail?). Here's hoping Season 7 finally brings the OI clockwork into proper synchronization.*
*For all that missed the picture reference, its Alex DeLarge (Malcolm McDowell) in "A Clockwork Orange".
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Get the Battery 🔋 and Clamps 🗜 and stick those puppies on my Nipples!! I’m Ready!
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I have epilepsy, and whenever I seize up, I don't remember shit about what happens during it. Just foggy after and irritated, kinda similar to having watched OI.
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I just started the show and I notice anytime they show old footage or photos they put this annoying fake flickering filter on it.. I mean printed photos don't flicker. I'm guessing I get to enjoy that for the rest of the seasons
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I believe it is done with AI... no human would subject other humans with this repetitive monotony
You see there’s this algorithm...
There is an algorithm in the North Atlantic.
Legend says 7 must die before an episode is made with more than 5 minutes of material
It'd be more in the lines of:
"Could it be there is an actual algorithm which edits the Curse of Oak Island and that a 7 year old mystery will soon be revealed???"
It could probably work as a torture method... rather than water boarding a terrorist, just strap them in a chair and play the curse of oak island from season 1 - 7. By the end of season 7, they will tell you anything you want to know...