First of his name. Keeper of 2nd round picks. Smoker of the wild leaf. Father of all Serbs. King of the 2001-2002 regular season. Soda drinker. Banisher of Dwaynes. Nurturer of Euros. His name is Vlade Divac.

Posted Feb 6, 2020, 4:14 AM UTC
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Posted Feb 6, 2020, 4:14 AM UTC
High effort cred for the poetry in the title
Thank you Sir Tercel.
Bringer of Bagleys
Dewayne
I've been smoking the forbidden leaf. Please forgive me.
thats rad randy
So uh who's our Jon Snow?
bagley. he had the opportunity to have a right hand but said "ah dont want it"
Got damn
Daddy of bogdongs
Look at that goatee! Is that why he signed Dedmon?
So about those picks...boom gone ! (for something better i would say)
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Smoker of Stoges
Forgoer of Doncics.