Okay.  The part about Fred summoning my child *is* a bluff.  If Derick is determined to live his life of pain, our souls will be forfeit.  Fred will return from the galactic singularity cluster, and we will all be consumed by her fury.  

Don't trust anything Derick says.  We definitely didn't flay his skin and mummify him.  Definitely not.

Don't make me laugh. Derick told me you'd threaten that. But we all know you're just bluffing. 

Face it. It's over. You knew this day would come. Now accept it.

Please don't!  Derick knows what he did.  If you free him, I swear I'll feed him to Fred to summon my child.

Please exist right this moment.  Your mother is getting worried.

Frederick, are you? Hello?