On Politics: You are a Progressive that hates Obama with Libertarian Economic Practices.
On Music: You hate Bieber.
On Drugs: Marijuana is the greatest plant ever with so many uses that it makes corporations scared of it.
On Books: LOTR is the greatest book ever and Twlightlight Sucks.
On Religion: Atheism FTW because fuck you Agnostics!
On Food: Bacon is great to talk about, but if you eat it YOU BETTER HIT THE DAMN GYM FATTY! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? PUT DOWN THE FORK AND GO OUTSIDE YOU COW!
On Grammar: Spell correctly, otherwise it makes reddit seem dumb.
On Women: Kitchen jokes are always necessary whenever a woman announces her presence.
On Reddit: Greatest website in history. Remember it is funny to waste your time on reddit, especially if you are supposed to be working. And remember, once a post has been made, it should never be seen on the website AGAIN.
On Politics: You are a Progressive that hates Obama with Libertarian Economic Practices.
On Music: You hate Bieber.
On Drugs: Marijuana is the greatest plant ever with so many uses that it makes corporations scared of it.
On Books: LOTR is the greatest book ever and Twlightlight Sucks.
On Religion: Atheism FTW because fuck you Agnostics!
On Food: Bacon is great to talk about, but if you eat it YOU BETTER HIT THE DAMN GYM FATTY! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? PUT DOWN THE FORK AND GO OUTSIDE YOU COW!
On Grammar: Spell correctly, otherwise it makes reddit seem dumb.
On Women: Kitchen jokes are always necessary whenever a woman announces her presence.
On Reddit: Greatest website in history. Remember it is funny to waste your time on reddit, especially if you are supposed to be working. And remember, once a post has been made, it should never be seen on the website AGAIN.