the 23 year old hiker
Posted Feb 8, 2020, 4:30 AM UTC · locked
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Is that a dark scary mountain.....wi - with an abandoned mine? Arrrrrggghhhhhhhhh I'm gonna HIIIIKKKKEEeee! And disappear.
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And been never find
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And find never been
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I'm gonna get baked and naked to home the forbidden mountain!
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Lol I love that this sub has a sense of humor about its admittedly grim subject matter. If I posted something like this on the Mollie Tibbetts sub they’d shit bricks
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If you tried to run, do you think they’d kidnap and murder you?
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Nah I’d probably slip into another dimension and starve to death there
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just post a picture of a taco.
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Virgin 23 year old hiker vs Chad whatever the fuck is taking these people
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this is the best comment i’ve seen on this omg
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Good thing he was already an alien
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What if they are just returning home?
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It would explain it all quite handily. Let’s go with that
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Well, I watched once a video where it was said the missing 411-cases resolve about a larger number of people with german descent. While I am absolutely not a fan of these alien-stories and or any nazi stuff(!!), this "theory" would make sense if we'd consider the theory that humans could be of alien descent, meaning the europeans/germans are more from the "Pleiadian"side (the "northerns", tall, blonde aliens which have been said to be somewhat special amongst the alien races that are supposedly visit[ed] earth)... and so on.
"Returning home" could make sense here in a hypothetical way, somehow.
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So a superior race of aryans. Hitler already tried to push that theory. A lot of Germans really bought into Hitler’s theory like you seem to.
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Why does this make me so uncomfortable?
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Bigfoot is an Alien? What!?
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The virgin missing person vs the Chad invisible creature thingy
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Oh my god he was trapped in a meme all these years
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Which case was this ?
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All of them lol
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Why does the 23 yo hiker look about 93? Lol
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That’s the question the police should be asking
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I like this missing 411 meme A+
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Sounds like suicide by wild induced paranoia.
Same thing when you get hypothermia and you suddenly get very hot before you die.
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What is this?
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What is this ?
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A question mark
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Bigfeet confirmed
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Probably in the same place as the missing hiker emoji
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Same place most others are, a trantaloid underground facility being experimented on or doing slave labor for the Dark Fleet on the moon, Mars, or mining for water on Ceres
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High quality content 👌🏼excellent
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You gotta mellow this little creep out and tell us your intention.
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Lol on point.
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Listen pal, don’t call me a sockpuppet.
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It’s a meme that’s done in support of the humans suffering the tragedy, not at their expense—pointing out why more people need to take notice of these odd disappearances, not brush them off.
It’s using the power of memes for Good, not Evil.
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-felt this!
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Sorry you took offence! Was just meant to be a lighthearted joke, wasn’t expecting it to blow up this much. This is my actual account by the way it’s just only my third post haha
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My response was a joke. I’m not the individual you originally replied to.
It’s also part of a reddit response meme.
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You could say the same about all the people indulging their ET/bigfoot/multidimensional/ghost/fairy fantasies instead of trying to figure out a realistic and actionable explanation that we could use to help others avoid the same fate.
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Anyone got a link to the original?
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looks like this is it fam
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He looked at me. And I bled. Rendelsham. Westhall. Rio. De Janiro.
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Wears shorts in 50 degree weather, sleeveless cotton hoodie, hikes with Jack Daniels instead of water, has one of those blue tooth speakers and blasts music on the trail, wears Yeezys instead of hiking shoes/boots, yells and laughs excessively loud, doesn't move out of way for elderly hikers, doesn't tell anyone where he's going except his drunk buddies who are with him, extremely inexperienced and reckless hiker.
Makes it back.
I don’t know a single redneck that would wear Yeezys.
For a hike? I do. Maybe not while they're rolling around town in their pick up truck, but they're not wearing cowboy boots on a hike
Allegedly Neil Petzl climbed the Grand Teton in cowboy boots back in the day. Not sure if true. Obviously it would have had to have been midsummer.
Can confirm most rednecks I knew in school had some sneaker game on the side
I concur, and can validate this statement. At least where I am from. 😂
You forgot the boom box blasting Lynyrd Skynyrd. I’ve actually seen this, blew my mind.
Covered that with the blue tooth speaker but the Lynyrd Skynyrd is not a bad idea. If someone brings an actual boom box they're going for the attention factor.
They were literally walking down a steep hill carrying a boom box on the way up the Flat Irons in Boulder, Colorado.
lmfao
Brilliant 👏🏽
There’s just one bullet point:
That’s all you gotta do to not disappear.