Damn men and their *shuffles deck* disproportionate making of tea

Damn men and their *shuffles deck* disproportionate making of tea

Posted Feb 9, 2020, 1:27 PM UTC

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CallousedCherub926•

“I watched the women get up and offer to make tea”

“forcefully handed him my mug”

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SmokeGSU•

This. One is not the other.

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tungsteenzarpedon•

Offering to make them some would be, of course, sexual harassment.

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SerEcon•

In what kind of office space are you expected to make beverages ?

Lol. I make my own tea and coffee.

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autistic-snek•

In our office we have a large coffee pot that could handle all of us having a couple of cups per. If it’s out you start another

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SerEcon•

Ah we just have a Keurig and I bring my own electric water kettle.

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I wonder how much longer the women spend not working and making all those cups of tea.

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Guypussy•

insidious

adjective

  • intended to entrap or beguile
  • stealthily treacherous or deceitful
  • operating or proceeding in an inconspicuous or seemingly harmless way but actually with grave effect

Checks out.

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drsowells1fan•

Nobody - male or female - gets away with "forcefully" handing me anything. But, of course, you are rude, unattractive and I would bet my first born, single.

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Clytemnestras_Rage•

So they took 17 breaks to make drinks vs 3 for the men.

So they are in fact saying that the men are 5.67 times more productive.

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anonymousthefourth•

“Why won’t those shitlord males waste company time making bullshit drinks instead of doing work”

Oh, I’m sorry Linda, it’s almost like my work is actually important and I don’t want to waste time on fruity tooty “peppermint tea”

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patogestapo•

I wonder how much work she got done while she was tracking beverage patterns in the office.

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Individual responsibility vs. collectivism: I’m not making your tea and I don’t want you to make my coffee, because I’m an adult.

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Future_is_here_now•

What about everyone makes their own tea, and the people who like making 20+ cups... well they should get back to work !!

They are not paid to spend 30 minutes making and delivering tea to everyone

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Edgar-Allan-Toe•

Women in the workforce was unironically worst thing ever. They are less productive and competent as men in nearly every regard, yet still get special privileges. Doubling the workforce drove down wages for everyone, meaning women can't even afford to be stay at home moms anymore. This lead to a declining population as people have less kids, which in turn led to mass immigration to "fix the problem". Immigrants expand the workforce even further, driving down wages even more. All for a "diverse" workplace that still gets less done than white males. Pathetic.

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aapolitical•

I’d like a cup of hot tea.

#metoo

That’s what men are now terrified of.

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ajacobvitz•

You know making tea is just pouring water into a cup

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XAngeliclilkittyX•

I mean, one of my coworkers is called “The Coffee Man” oh wait

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