Skipping busy season be like
Posted Feb 14, 2020, 10:42 PM UTC
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Just have a fat dude fall on you when taking the train.
I managed to tear my Achilles Tendon from it.
Doctor took me off work for a month post surgery. It happened March 10.
Best busy season of my life!
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How do you convince a partner to get you a month off in tax for an achilles injury? I could see mine argue thats more reason to work...
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The partners on my engagements had no choice. I went straight to HR. Thankfully the regional HR manager sits in my office, and we get along well.
Networking always pays off.
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It isn't up to the managers. You file an FMLA request through HR. They can't say no to something like this, especially when prescribed narcotics.
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I mean I guess from a legal stand point it makes sense. But I can’t help but feel like it gets you a lot of enemies in the office, especially during busy season.
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Well too bad. It's the law.
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Nope, I got promoted to senior that year at a Big 4.
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I love how the guy trying to coma himself called the people trying to help him "idiots."
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Something tells me that he's being a tad insincere with his super serious sounding Yahoo answers inquiry.
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just because they help him, doesn't mean they are not idiots. After all they seem illiterate
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Drink a bottle of soy sauce and thank me later.
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Goddamn that is 3 days though.
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Just postponing and compounding all the problems for your future self.
This guy has basically mastered my approach to emailing stakeholders and pushing problems down the road.
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Have a kid at the beginning of January, rinse and repeat every 2 years until you move to industry.
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What is a non-busy season as opposed to just regular tax season?
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He's discovered hibernation.
I feel that, like the internet, genetic engineering is going to be a stupid dystopia rather than some big game changer. Super speed? Super intelligence? No, let's put in a hybernation feature, a gland that constantly emits THC, and blue hair.
The internet is what? I mean, if you only look at stupid shit on the internet then that's on you. I read scholarly articles and run an internet enterprise. Not surprised you'll want to get Facebook DNA injected. /s?
Shhh bb, is ok