My wife gave me the best valentine's day gift ever.
Posted Feb 15, 2020, 1:30 AM UTC
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she never mentioned your penis
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Handwriting and spelling are terrible, but I coulda sworn I saw "Anal" in there so I forced myself to read it. Alas, you're not getting anal tonight, my friend.
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I can't read it and that iritiates me
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Once you go to the back you never, uh, get....a....snack....?
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Handwriting is nice I think and it’s fairly easy to read.
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“Anal every day...”
“For the rest of my life!”