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CallMeLargeFather

MVB - Biggest Impact Player

Who had a bigger impact on their team this season than gg "ggb-team" !? The guy took on a rag-tag bunch with preseason rankings lower than his middle school GPA and has them on their way to the BIG SHOW.

This team was ranked very low, with the rankings apparently overlooking how fucking good ggb always is come majors time. Everyone thought "oh this team will be dead last" or "oh this team cant make playoffs" but ggb said "im gay" and quieted the crowd.

Instead, they rode on the back of the best offensive player to touch the tiles. A guy who outholds the competition every half he plays*. They manage to pull out wins from fucking nowhere, beating teams and crushing morale because everyone goes "how did they beat us, that gay kid was untouchable" and gg just runs around with the flag laughing in their stupid faces.

IF you dont vote for gg that's fine, but you're wrong and you should feel bad about robbing this fine young man of his MVB

* factually checked against a gut feeling

Posted Feb 18, 2020, 10:23 PM UTC

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horsetp•

MVB-level content here. Sorry Jamm, EGGO's taking the money

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CallMeLargeFatherOPEGGO || sun chips is a DOOFUS•

this isnt about the money, this is about doing what's right

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CallMeLargeFatherOPEGGO || sun chips is a DOOFUS•

and influencing elections

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horsetp•

EGGO Russian hacker confirmed

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Soadsuey99Skinny Chode | C.R.E.A.M.•

i'm voting for bright

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CallMeLargeFatherOPEGGO || sun chips is a DOOFUS•

Nice opinion. Just one tiny problem with it. Inspecting your post, it looks like your opinion is different from mine.

Boy, let me tell you something.

I am the baseline for opinions, any opinion I hold is objectively correct and, as a result, any other opinions are wrong. And guess what? You happen to hold a wrong one. And I hope you know that your opinion is now illegal. I have now contacted the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, the Navy SEALs, the Secret Service and your mom. You'll rot in prison for the rest of your life over this, mark my words you'll be sorry you ever shared your opinions. By the time you're reading this, you're done for boy. Nature will punish you. Humanity will punish you. Supernatural beings will punish you. Space will punish you. Oh yeah, and we decided that just to make sure we'll nuke your house from orbit so there's no chance you can run away and everyone you know will die. It's a small price to pay for ethnic cleansing. May this post be a warning for anyone else brave enough to share an incorrect opinion; you've been warned.

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