Ay Caramba
Posted Feb 23, 2020, 2:37 AM UTC
9910
Eat my shorts!
K.
8
Now's our chance to be bad!
7
You shouldn't bite your opponent's penis.
6
That seems harsh. I’m sure if you went through all the rules and regulations of the game there isn’t one specific mention of not biting your opponents penis
5
I've had it up to here with your "ru-ules"!
2
Are you sure it's ok for you to chomp dong? For the last time, YES!
4
That's the real reason American football helmets have facegurds. So they can't bite each others penises. Back in the old leather helmet days it was a real problem.
2
Ohh, la-di-da, Mr. French Man.
Well what do you call it?
Sperm hole.
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