I have two racist friends, should I try to set them up?
Posted Jan 25, 2011, 11:00 PM UTC
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Two racists cancel out into one non-racist. Nothing can go wrong here. Unless they are different colors. Are they different colors?
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Sure - encourage them to have lots of kids too - the world needs more racists.
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Came here to say this.
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Yes, you should set them up. Then knock them over.
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Your best bet is a threeway. I recommend covering genitals in mayonaise (cause it's white) and chocolate sauce (cause it's black) and teach them tolerance with your privates.
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If they're both dudes, then yes, because that would be funny.
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Absolutely! Loan them money and encourage them to start their own buisness.
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And possibly create a mongrol baby or have one of your friends mix with dirty blood? I think not!
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Are they the same race, or different? If they hate each other's race, you should totally set them up. It sounds like a good plot for a romantic comedy, and those always end well!
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I hate ignorant people, I don't care what colour they come in.
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Are we talking about two white people who hate black people, two black people who hate white people, or one of each? If it's the last one, I think you should go for it.
It will be fine, because neither will believe they're capable of reproducing with each other, and then their hate-baby will teach the world a lesson.