Went to my friends “non-gay” wedding, I desperately fucked up the card.
Posted Feb 26, 2020, 4:31 PM UTC
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You recovered nicely.
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I realized the card was wrong as I was putting it into the envelope outside the wedding venue.
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Why is “non-gay” in quotes?
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Bisexual but in a hetero marriage?
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We don’t use that word anymore.
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I read failed as farted.
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I had one job to do and I farted
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That's really good! I love the message. It tells the whole story.
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My wife’s one job she trusted me with was was “go buy the card”.
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Still, it's a nice card! Just not appropriate for the circumstance.
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I spent too much time trying to find the cheapest card I could find and not enough time reading. Because reading is hard.
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That it is...
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How did you come across these? I went out of my way to find man on man cards I never found them! You sir or madam had one job.
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It was just mixed into the wedding card section.
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Wow you have ended the "Op never delivers" stigma. Thank you
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I’m probably delivering too much in this thread.
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man on man cards
Excuse me but I don't believe that a man card should lie with another man card.
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I think you could probably sell a lot of these.
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I honestly probably woulda left it alone as to be a subtle roast of the new bride but I’m a dickhead.
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Does she look lika man?
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Anyone else mis-read “failed” as “farted”?!
Took me a moment to try and work out how he fucked up by farting... 🤔
My writing is as bad as my reading.
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I do have IBS so it’s likely that I did a lot of farting.
I'm dying! 😂😂😂
Yep, that's what I saw. Double farted!