czyivn•

TIL that Ted Haggard seems to really really really like masturbating. Also, he thinks lots of things are masturbating that aren't, like receiving handjobs from other men.

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Hyro0o0•

It's not?

Well shit, I think my friend Frank's been lying to me.

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autonomousgerm•

That's PASTOR Ted Haggard to you.

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That closet must be getting awfully cramped for him.

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MassesOfTheOpiate•

Sounds more like he's expanding it to a walk-in closet.

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