TIL that crystal meth can be used to help you whack off for long enough to finish a porn film...Thanks for the info Ted Haggard
tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/01/te...Posted Jan 27, 2011, 2:15 PM UTC
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Posted Jan 27, 2011, 2:15 PM UTC
That's PASTOR Ted Haggard to you.
That closet must be getting awfully cramped for him.
Sounds more like he's expanding it to a walk-in closet.
TIL that Ted Haggard seems to really really really like masturbating. Also, he thinks lots of things are masturbating that aren't, like receiving handjobs from other men.
It's not?
Well shit, I think my friend Frank's been lying to me.