What happens when your crafts leave the star system? [Wrong answers only]
Posted Mar 1, 2020, 6:56 PM UTC
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They break free of the simulated universe hypothesized by Elon Musk and enter reality. Because we appear to be part of the simulated universe as well, to us they've vanished, but in reality, they just continue on.
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It moves to another save
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They appear back on the other side of the system.
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You have to ask your dad to get it
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You get invaded by an alien race that calls themselves hoomans.
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For every craft KSP2 will be released one day earlier
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A small price to pay for salvation
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if only it were true
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FEED THE KRAKEN
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They enter KSP2.
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Your corncob dolls and Elvis on velvet black light paintings are inexplicably a historical hit in the greater cosmos and actually begin a new art movement. Your originals become quite valuable and you are just beginning to enjoy a life of ease when you are quietly kidnapped by invisible to you space ninjas. They quickly clone you and using the time distortion of a black hole age the clone to approximately your age in a few hours. The clone then takes your place and continues your luxury filled life, you on the other hand are kept in a dank workshop forced to make among other things wooden plaques with stupid insights into golfing and fishing. You learn from the hideous creature that brings you your single daily meal of plump deep fried spider like creatures that this could have been all avoided as most inhabitants of the known universe have as part of their post birth/hatching/manufacturing process a gene encoding treatment which prevents unauthorized cloning. You sob into the burlap Hawaiian coffee bag you are attaching to a frame and get back to work.
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They just break a hole into your screen and fall on your desk