How do I remove the cake thingy next to my name🤔🤔😮😮😎😎😳😳🥴🤒🤮😡😡😭😭

Fortnight?!! Omg ong renagade raider 😱😱😱

Fortnite: your one stop history.

Me: Listen to me bro, it’s easy...

So basically there’s this shooting star that appears in the air one day. Then people are like “oh that’s cool, kinda fits the battlepass skins.” It started to get bigger tho, Turns out it was actually a comet. Only joking, we thought that too. But it got even bigger and it was a METEOR!!!

So people think this meteor is gonna hit tilted towers, the busiest spot on the map. But it doesn’t, it hits dusty depot. Which I don’t really give a fuck about but RIP factories. It makes big hole in the middle of the map.

Then we noticed that in the middle of this big hole there is a big rock. After some intense research funded by NASA we discovered that this was the meteor from the sky. But I bet you a used paper mache hot air ballon you’ll never guess what came out of It.

AN ALIEN!!! This top lad is called “the visitor” this absolute god among men walks over to a movie set where they are filming a superhero movie.

Obviously none of the stuff there is a real. So this top shagger uses his epic alien power to make it real. Then the villain is a real villain and the heroes aren’t very good skins aside from max Carbide (TBH). But he also makes something else real... A ROCKET!!!

Then this rocket shoots up into the air, I’ve heard they sometimes do that. Then it breaks because the visitor couldn’t fix it cause he was too busy being 169% epic.

It flies around the map for a little while making these lil cracks in the air and shooting through them. But wait, someone call r/absoluteunits because then It goes into the air and makes a giant crack. Or as we call it A RIFT!!!

Then this rift just sorta sits there for a while chilling and then it starts spitting out stuff. First it’s little stuff like a cart or a few stone heads. Then it somehow finds the room to spit out a desert and a golf course... don’t ask.

During all of this the rift is growing really big. Then it starts shrinking a lot. Then It spits out a giant purple CUBE!!! (We call him Kevin)

This cool cube rolls around the map for quite a while... quite a while... quite a while, ok done. It falls into loot lake and turns it all bouncy and purple... For a few days.

Then Kevin returns from the 2 feet deep lake that he somehow sank into and makes the island in the centre float. Or as me and my fellow intellectuals call it. A FLOATING ISLAND!!!

Then a few weeks later this island cracks into a bunch of smaller pieces. RIP that one battle bus the crashed into the ground by the unbrella mine.

However at the same time this happened the cube also unleashed his inner STW power and created ZOMBIES!!!

Once we killed all of those lil lads the season was nearly over. Yay we’ve one, nothing else to worry about... right?

Well over near flush factory there was a little cloud in the distance, then it got a lil bigger. Then people realised what it was. It was an ICEBERG!!!

It crashed into the island and made it a bit bigger, a guy called the ice king came with this iceberg and covered the whole island in snow. For about 6 seconds lol n00b.

Then he couldn’t even protect his own iceberg and it began to melt revealing his secret town. But he also unleashed a guy called the prisoner. He explored the map before finally ending up in the top corner and creating a VOLCANO!!!

This volcano stayed pretty still for quite a long time until it finally did something and destroyed a lot of things. But even ice king got hit lol double n00b.

Aside from polar peak it also destroyed tilted towers and retail row. I guess you could say it ERUPTED!!!

Then we got transported to the future. Right now tilted Towers and retail row have been rebuilt and even bigger than before. Ice king ain’t done nothing bout his crib tho lil triple n00b lol.

Friend: ...

TL;DR:.. A METEOR... AN ALIEN... A ROCKET... A RIFT... A CUBE... ZOMBIES... AN ICEBERG... A VOLCANO... ERUPTION!!!!!

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Shut up fnaf is btter 😡😡😡

OMG 😂😂 who's watching in 2018? 👇 🔺

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Actually the boneworks games seem super interesting... Too bad never have a vr

Gayday lore

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cakeday

But it doesn't fit in this sub at all. Fuck you.

ok, buddyretard? don't violate the rules again or i'll tell your mom xddd

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But fork knife is cringe and not wholesome 100

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