Nando's-inspired sex slang used by girls as young as 10
theguardian.com/technology/2020/mar/02/nandos...
theguardian.comPosted Mar 2, 2020, 5:40 PM UTC
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Did someone at the Guardian eat the onion?
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Penis ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.7479NaN
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Their website says
RESPECTS YOUR CHILD'S PRIVACY
SafeToNet always protects the privacy rights of your child. Nobody gets to see what your child is typing, sending or receiving.
It does not snoop, spy or pry.
This article demonstrates that this is a lie.
Unless the company is telling newspapers bullshit to advertise their product. Either way, this is not okay.
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it's anonymous, apart from the child's age, gender and potentially location.
So not anonymous then, especially if the text gives more information.
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almost sounds like the kids have decided to wind up their nosey parents
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this is a 20 year old joke from Brass Eye
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It's sadly a very recent press release by a rather questionable company. We are living in satire.
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I asked my nephew about this article, and he said 'Nando's rice' is a term for someone on the side, but otherwise most of this is bollocks.
I remember when they ran these articles back in the day when I was younger, and they were ridiculous and miles off the mark then as well.
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Yeah it's a surprise to see The Guardian fall for it.
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Side dish! I get it! I know youth speak!
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Do 10 year olds have coleslaw nowadays?
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I was lucky if I had a chicken burger when I was ten.
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These articles are always total bullshit.
However I really fucking question how they got the actual content of kids' messages?
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Somehow they both didn't and yet did. It's the strangest thing.
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The article says that the app replaces the stock keyboard with their own. While they can't monitor Whatsapp messages (because of the encryption), they can see what people type.
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Great, now I want to eat Nando's.
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How dare you? This is a family-friendly sub. Does your mother know you use such language? :)
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Is ‘cheeky Nando’s’ a sex position nowadays?
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i don't think i'm very interested in what 10 year old lasses are sending each other
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