G7 call plan announced

Discussion

Basically they're not doing shit.

https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/sm927#.Xl5OpmGbM1F.twitter


U.S. Treasury Secretary Steven T. Mnuchin and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell led a call with the G7 Finance Ministers and Central Bank Governors to discuss the coronavirus disease 2019. At the conclusion of their meeting, they issued the following joint statement:

Washington – “We, G7 Finance Ministers and Central Bank Governors, are closely monitoring the spread of the coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) and its impact on markets and economic conditions.

Given the potential impacts of COVID-19 on global growth, we reaffirm our commitment to use all appropriate policy tools to achieve strong, sustainable growth and safeguard against downside risks. Alongside strengthening efforts to expand health services, G7 finance ministers are ready to take actions, including fiscal measures where appropriate, to aid in the response to the virus and support the economy during this phase. G7 central banks will continue to fulfill their mandates, thus supporting price stability and economic growth while maintaining the resilience of the financial system.

We welcome that the International Monetary Fund, the World Bank, and other international financial institutions stand ready to help member countries address the human tragedy and economic challenge posed by COVID-19 through the use of their available instruments to the fullest extent possible.

G7 Finance Ministers and Central Bank Governors stand ready to cooperate further on timely and effective measures.”

Posted Mar 3, 2020, 12:50 PM UTC

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AbsolutelyAutisticOP•

We feasting on red blood today boys.

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Yato_k•

That first sentence was all I needed

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WhoisWillis•

Started pre heating my oven for tendies

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Pharmthrowawy•

You think it falls more than 5%? Lol

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sir_chadwell_heath•

5% would fucking save my 3/6 F puts.

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Pharmthrowawy•

Yeah 5% would be a godsend. Praying for -20% LMAO.

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sir_chadwell_heath•

Did you see the odd dump AH to 6.88 yesterday?

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2fish24•

Hopefully you ain’t on robinhood no way they fix this by Friday, kiss that money goodbye

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sir_chadwell_heath•

I was able to bounce on those this morning right before they went down again. I'm good until 3/20 now.

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bignoony2421•

Unfortunately not.

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hahadllm•

The blood of the bulls.

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work_account23•

press X to doubt

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AbsolutelyAutisticOP•

F

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work_account23•

the market will recover, but you'll always be a 🌈 🐻

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jimboape•

Fuck yes

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testingtestor•

Why? Wouldnt fiscal measure just moon it

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bignoony2421•

The market wants to rip upwards, and she will.

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AbsolutelyAutisticOP•

This aged well.

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bignoony2421•

Glad it did not. I’m loaded to the tits with 3/11 SPY 292.

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AbsolutelyAutisticOP•

Pump Patrol tried their hardest but ultimately Drill Team Six came in stronger.

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TriHardSlapper123•

Fuck you. Fuck me. Tell me what to buy

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The_Sock_999•

Buy nothing, sell everything.

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TriHardSlapper123•

So hold everything till expiration. Ok thx

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Light5567•

💎✋

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sendBooSaws•

Sell my puts? Ok, if you say so.

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treefellonme•

Australia cut rates. Europe ready to cut rates. America begging to cut rates. Boomers still think they're gonna cure coronavirus by huddling all the rich people together

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diddycarter•

Just maybe Robinhood diamond hand feature yesterday wasn't a bad thing for those with puts...

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TriHardSlapper123•

So my 250 SPY 3/6 tendis not burnt yet?

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diddycarter•

RIP

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l0ckituP•

Holding the same contracts bro. Hopefully we can breakeven lol xD if she falls hard enough today or tomorrow the premium will rack quick and we still might even profit.

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IAMANACVENT•

A little optimistic I'd go for longer expiry!

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MBHtKSpammed inbox, creampied butthole•

Unless you wanted to load up. Just like toilet paper - I couldn’t buy more!

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terran42069•

Well cool. Too bad nobody on rh made plays yesterday

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hjkoivu•

We have a plan... Whispers what's our plan?" "I don't know!" "What should we say?"

We have some tools which we will utilize when necessary so don't worry because we have tools and tools are good

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stove_23•

Tesla puts anyone?

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l0ckituP•

420p

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_scottyb•

I got 630 puts, fucker is the only thing green in my portfolio

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midwstchnk•

Price target increased

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__Daimon__•

So it was teased and priced in already... but got cockblocked!

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terran42069•

Uhh shit seems to be holding for now so idk...

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GushingGranny1•

Tl:dr: we will watch helplessly from the sidelines as this virus buttfucks the global economy harder than Robinhood did to you all recently. You are a dumbass for going balls deep in SPY calls simply because it was gReeNE yesterday.

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PeterMichaelPaints•

4 paragraphs of nothing.

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ksyoung17•

They need another day of red to take action to cut rates. Somebody up there didn't buy enough on Friday, they want more.

They know they shouldn't cut, but if we're down today and tomorrow, we'll get another $ROPE Friday for the 🐻 gang

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IAMANACVENT•

Better with SPXS calls or SPY puts?

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far2canadian•

Sqqq calls are doing just fine.

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jimboape•

YES

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Prayers4Wuhan•

"Price stability" Button meme

Cut rates to keep stock price stability

Raise rates to keep bread price stability

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shittyscientist•

F

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AbsolutelyAutisticOP•

F

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