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WelcomeToEarf

Any NYC Redditors need a little cash on Valentine's Day?

Looking for someone to waiter a Valentine's day lunch or dinner for an hour or two. My gf loves McDonalds, which works well for me since I'm pretty broke, but I'd love to hire someone to wear a suit and get the deliciousness from the counter. Should be very easy. So if you've got nothing to do, I'd rather hire a Redditor than a rando. Experience preferred but not necessary. BYO suit and/or waiterly garb. Union Square area.

Posted Feb 6, 2011, 12:50 AM UTC

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[deleted]•

OH SHIT I live in the union square area and am free, but have no suit. I'd love to dress up for this shit.

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YodsterKensington•

I feel like this should be recorded as an improv everywhere stunt.

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hotfuzz86Boerum Hill•

It was, kind of: http://improveverywhere.com/2005/02/13/mcdonalds-bathroom-attendant/

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velocitygirl77•

You should get two people so you can have a soda sommelier.

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[deleted]•

I would be more than happy to do this. I have absolutely no plans for V-day thus far, have my own three piece suit available, and previous acting experience. PM me if you're interested! :D

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snissn•

t-mo right? i work around union square, and still own a suit or two, plus i'm pretty funny

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callmetwan•

This is cool! You're smooth being able to even McDonald's a little classy. Best of luck to you mate.

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ecancil•

Maybe hit this guy up

http://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/ffnom/just_found_out_im_being_let_go_from_my_job/

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Windshield•

You need John Tuturro.

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nkotb47•

I would definitely do this. I would appreciate the job. I can wear a bow tie. PM me if you're interested.

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superdillin•

Any objections to a girl putting on a suit and doing the gig?

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winnith•

this is such an awesome gift. I hope whoever is playing this role will have a table set and ask you for your name of party at the door.

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ChickenPotPi•

You can always do the white castle reservation though its white castle.....

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[deleted]•

I was going to I was going to make a comment about how people would probably be busy on Valentine's day...then I remembered that reddit seems to be full of Forever Alone types.

I'll be spending the day with my girlfriend, but best of luck in the search.

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DesCo83West Village•

Not a forever alone, but definitely a monumental bag of douche you are.

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[deleted]•

Eh, to each their own. I can't imagine serving someone else rather than finding my own date for Valentine's, but that's just me.

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DesCo83West Village•

I can't imagine ever thinking that saying "Wow, you guys suck. Good thing I'm not one of you guys because I'm awesome" in response to an offer for a job would ever make me feel like anything other than a monumental asshole. But that's just me.

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