A far out consiparacy theory

Some well established assertions in conspiracy circles (not saying proofs, just what conspiracy theorists typically believe to be true), which are then joined to put together a new theory.

1. Tom Hanks is pedo and deep state satanist

2. Coronavirus is deep state tool for control

3. Celebrity falling sick to a disease helps multiply panic several folds

4. Noose around all pedos is getting tightened under Trump

5. Many celebrity satanists just fake death and move to a life of comfort behind public eye

Now time for joining the dots:

Since the noose around all pedos including Hanks is getting tighter, the deep state satanists will kill many birds by one stone - Hanks will succumb to corona virus which will set unprecedented panic, and people will willingly give control to deep state operatives as after 9/11. Hanks will however be cured and will move behind curtains to live a life of cccomfort and depravity as always.

Edit: Not saying this is the case. Just an intellectual excercise in combining various consipracy tropes.