Biting into an ice cream bar is the best way to eat ice cream.

This applies to all ice cream, not just bars. My girlfriend thinks I’m a psychopath because I like to eat my fudgesicles by taking a bite out of them with my front teeth and chewing it as it melts. I didn’t know this was so controversial, as I’ve been doing it my whole life. I only recently found out that almost nobody does this and says that it’s way too cold and hurts. I have never experienced any negative aspect of this and I eat a lot of ice cream, so I know what I’m talking about.

Apparently everyone else just licks the ice cream. Wtf? Then it takes way too long and starts melting all over your hands and then you get all sticky while hardly being able to enjoy your delicious frosty treat. Biting the ice cream is quick, delicious, and clean. My mind will not be changed on this one, it is the superior ice cream consumption method.