Why I watch porn and you should to. (sarcasm)

Life is short, so why hold back on the pleasure life has to offer? What if I die tomorrow or in the next hour? Life is unpredictable and we should treat it as such. If I watch porn right now, I can die in peace knowing that I did not deny myself of this pleasure. I would live without regret. Because I know if I died the next day and I abstained from porn today I would die in regret knowing I could have watched one more video. Imagine dying knowing that you could have watched one more video of porn. Will you be happy to die in your pornfree journey on this path that you have deemed morally right?

The value I derive from porn is far too great to ignore or to simply dismiss. I must say that I am glad to have spent hours watching porn instead of socializing with real people. Do you expect me to read a book when I have something far greater? Should I sit by idly when I can exploit the suffering of women and men for my pleasure?