Zoom has turned me into a degenerate

Up until this point, I've been pretty successful at suppressing my inner degeneracy by distracting myself with a stable routine of classes throughout the week. Then when Cal went online, I thought I'd at least attend all my online lectures for the first day, but I just didn't, and that really set the tone for how I've since engaged with these Zoom lectures, meaning that I mostly just drink in my room and fuck around until its time for my nightly feeding at Chipotle, which is also the only time I leave my house because I'm scared I'm going to get fucked by Coronavirus. To add insult to injury, I've got Carol on my dick, blowing up my email asking me to contribute to the Big Give as I waste away in my own degeneracy.