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mthw704

Random Rhymes- hopefully someone appreciates these eventually.

I got so many honeys mane the shit ain't even funny, Girl you know I'm made of money, wrap the blunt up like a mummy.

When I kick it off the dome they all think I'm quotin' scripture, Till they see us in the Caddy hearse lookin' like Gomez & Morticia.

Tony Soprano up in the bando, Marlo Brando in a Lambo, You ain't got no marbles, yeah that Pedro Cerrano.

Straight up I don't like you, if I wasn't such nice dude I'd drop a dirty ice cube in your cup like Craig to spite you but I'd rather just douse you in gas & ignite you.

Sky high, ride or die packed with scientific platitudes, I don't think the nanobots can understand your gratitude.

Posted Mar 12, 2020, 6:08 AM UTC

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