Addams family song line help

Hey y’all back again. Um so just got casted in a pre professional cast of The Addams family as Uncle Fester.(fingers crossed i can get a broadway award and hopefully a jimmy because i’ve worked and prepared extremely hard for this role). Anyways if you know the song in the show called one normal night then you know that fester does this part in the song that has a 4th wall break and it rhymes with these eeme sound at the end like in theme park or in mezzanine. So usually he says were you folks right for the mezzanine, but my theatre doesn’t have a mezzanine so the alternate is was rehab right for charlie sheen, but not many people know of him from the younger age group of like 15-20 years old. Can anyone help me out with coming up for a replacement of this line i thought of something like was rehab right for Mariah Carey but I didn’t think it flowed well so i’m kinda trying to stay away from the whole rehab thing. But any help would be amazing. r/broadway do your thing!!!