Hipsters are the worst, am I right guys?
Stop liking things I don't like, you crazy Hipsters.
Posted Feb 10, 2011, 2:15 PM UTC
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I've started hating a new group of people but you've probably never heard of them cus they're SO underground.
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Morlocks?
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Crab-People?
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Mole-Men?
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Nobody's gay for mole-men.
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Dwarfs.
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no more locks, thank you.
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Chuds?
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Damn. I didn't see yours.
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The Dead?
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I'm betting on this. Why else haven't we heard of them. I hear everything before its anything. Unless its dead.
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I was hating hipsters before hating hipsters was cool.
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I hate vinyl
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I had vinyl on cd...
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except for pants. vinyl pants are cool.
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I have that on wandering minstrel.
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I've gone back to liking them.
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If you like them, I don't like them anymore.
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I like them when in the presence of Milpooool. But, if I am around duphis, I don't like them.
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What about APPLE FANBOYS? And DOUCHES? and REDNECKS?
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AND TREKKIES, GOD I HATE THEM.
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OTHER REDDITORS.
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AND REDNECK APPLE FANBOYS.
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REDNECK APPLE FANBOY REDDITOR DOUCHES!!!
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Black hipsters are even worse.
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oh yeah jeeze black people are just the worst aren't they
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Correction: Black gay hipsters are even worse.
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Cubano Gay Hipsters in Miami, top trumps I think!
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Who are a part of a Castro Hit Squad.
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Cirklejerk is selling out.
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Don't hate.
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Have a garage sale with your grandparent's closet
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Invite hipsters
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Profit
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You forgot the part where you put mousetraps in the large, outdated pockets.
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Hipster bashing is so five minutes ago. I look down on the 'joquads' now.
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Fucking self-righteous joquads.
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Them AND their ridiculous polka-dubstep-yodeling-disco music. Geez.
If I have to watch one more joquad stroll with their rabid aye-aye to the landfill ONE more time I'm gonna lose it, I swear.
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"Goood I just hate hipsters sooo much," said the hipster.
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I saw a hipster walking around holding his iPod like a twat.
God he was such a twat.
TWAT!
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What at twat.
No originality nor integrity.
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Twatsicle when it cold.
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JUST ONE GEAR ON MY FIXIE BIKE <o/
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GOT A PLUS ONE HERE FOR MY GIG TONIGHT!
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The only thing worse than hipsters are hipsters complaining about hipster hate. Cause clearly there's nothing funny about a male music fan in jeggings who takes his encyclopedic knowledge of 80's Saturday morning cartoons very seriously. We should really just sit back, take their snippy insults about our t-shirts and bask in the warm glow of their unwarranted sense of self importance.
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If you don't want to be made fun of, don't act different.
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fucking individuals are the worst, amiright guyz?
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I hate the way hipsters are everywhere that I like to go to. I also hate how they dress how I like to dress and how they copy my interests. And what's with them ignoring the fact that being a hipster is so fucking mainstream? Can we have Deathcab for Cutie explain it to them in song?
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Fucking hipsters with their fucking satchels and their fucking fixed gears and their fucking oversized beanies and their fucking cheap accessories
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They started it.
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Those are the guys in tight pants, right? Like, every person ever in tight pants?
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I prefer hipsters to boxer shorts
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I hated hipsters before it was cool to hate hipsters. Now where did I put my ray-bans?
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Hitlers are the worst, am I right guys?
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I did nazi that coming.
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Anne Frankly we should not start another Nazi pun thread because there's one every fucking week with the same exact puns.
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Ach du Lieber. You're reich.
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Fucking hipsters, with their broad, difficult-to-catagorize sets of interests and clothing.
STUPID. There ya go!
yeah and they talk like fags too! all pompous and faggy sounding
Book readers.
edit: Yeah, I went there.
fucking hipster with their hippity and their hoppity.