Hey Reddit, I'm going to give an entomology major this card at a party tonight
Posted Feb 15, 2011, 1:40 AM UTC
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Welp, she thought it was hilarious. Mission accomplished.
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I have some serious arachnophobia... I saw this... looked at the top part... it finished loading and I looked down, Jumped, screamed, and closed the page, then curled up and almost started to cry... the sad thing is that I am not lying.
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I giggled rather loudly.
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It would certainly win my heart.
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I had a fling that didn't last as long as I had hoped with a girl who is terrified of spiders. I would pay for one of these cards.
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Or you can do what I did and buy the card and some double-sided tape and go to town
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Nah, she's not worth the effort.
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Entomology: the scientific study of insects, a branch of arthropod.
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I majored in entomology, so I can say with certainty that this card will go over well, despite arachnids not being insects, but you should also give him a fat sack of weed. (edit - sorry - just noticed the man hands - give her some acid instead)
Also, the type of spider pictured, a jumping spider, or salticid, has a well documented courtship dance where the male sort of parades its pedipalps around - here's some spiderotica for later.
Actually she almost exclusively studies spiders. Not sure how that works out, honestly, since it's entomology, but whatever. Glad to hear my random spider picture is actually kind of significant vaguely.
Make sure you do the courting dance! Bitches love courting dances.