In Heck toilet paper will occasionally randomly vanish while you're trying to use it.
Posted Mar 25, 2020, 5:41 PM UTC
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I think all toilet paper should also be that waxy single ply type they sell in a huge roll and is always found at highway rest stops.
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If you did something borderline evil then you are also allergic to it.
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Embed it with cayenne pepper.
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What if after you die, Satan designs your hell based on whatever you posted in this subreddit?
Shiver me bones.
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At least the toilet works and I typically have toilet paper.
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I feel like an important distinction to make would be WHEN exactly does it disappear?
Like when I pull it off the roll do the pieces I grabbed just poof out of existence?
Or is it when I'm actually wiping and my hand meets my ass?
Or does the whole roll vanish once in a while after I sit down?
Second and third.
Sorry.
What if I told, theoretically, you had to pick one? What would be the worst?
My actual intention was to have the entire roll of toilet paper and the piece you're using vanish mid-wipe.
Oh that's evil. I can appreciate that.
Poopy fingers.
Yes
Thank you.