I have erectile dysfunction. Should I get a trollface tattoo on my cock head?
Posted Feb 23, 2011, 10:48 AM UTC
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Yes and do it by yourself for best results. Use chisel and hammer.
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And ink! Don't forget the ink!
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No, you should get an erection.
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As long as you get a Like A Boss on your tongue, sure.
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And an Ain't That Some Shit on a butt cheek.
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You should continue to post your joke questions on r/shittyadvice where the questions are supposed to be funny -- not the answers.
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I used to think I had ED, but my doctor said I just have weak wrists.
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Also, if I decide to get one, should I:
A: put it upside down so that it trolls me when I look at it.
B: put it the right side up so that it can troll my partner, provided that she's not doing a handstand.
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I would just make it standard operating procedure to have her handstand so that you both share the troll.
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From handstand she would also perceive the floppy cock as if it's standing up. This has potential. Thank you for your advice.
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No don't be so stupid!
The proper place for it is on your partners vagina (or anus, whatever the case may be).
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Save yourself the shame by "locking" your urethra with a dozen tight zip-ties. Don't worry, the pee will find another way out.
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Melvin.
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Yes
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I dont understand this. This shouldn't be a question because the answer is so obvious.
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I commend your sense of humour.
Can you get the volcano to shoot lava any way? (if that is not too personal of a question...)
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I think forever alone would be the better choice.
or maybe even an "okay"
Forever alone looks like balls...