If your muscle car has exhaust that’s tuned to make it sound like a raspy cough and even when you’re just accelerating normally from a light it sounds like you’re flooding it and it’s churning out mega-horsepower at 90 mph, you’re a douche and your car is a pretentious piece of shit.

Just leave your car’s exhaust normal. We know that you’ve tweaked yours to sound all tough and powerful, but the fact is, anyone could do that with a fucking 1.8L Hyundai Excel if he were an idiot like you.

Really, your car reminds me of that grip we put on bicycles as kids that made it sound like we were revving a motorcycle throttle. Grow the fuck up.