Good time to get some exercise done so you'll be all fit and strong when the curtain is lifted. So you'll be able to defend yourself from the zombies.
Also, remember, when this is over and you're allowed to be a human being in the summer sun outside, the chicks will be absolutely destroyed with hunger for attention. Expect to experience more video-flesh than ever. They'll put their mini skirts on and you will be gentlemen, and take notice of the belts they'll be wearing.
Stock up on TP, guys, just do it. You'll need at least 20 years worth of supply of it. Shut up, just do it. And condoms and alcohol. Ah, right, and buy a can of tuna or some ice cream and whatnot - it's fine if you forget it in the car and leave it there for a week or so, it was frozen when you bought it, it'll last, don't worry. Check how moldy is the bread you already have at home (if it's not moldy, then you're not a REAL man anyway), maybe it can still be salvaged. Most likely it can, c'mon, be a man, don't be such a wuss. LOL
Wear a condom every day now, in case the C19-cunt comes knocking on your door. Do not underestimate the seriousness of the situation you're in. The Corvid chick is 19. You wouldn't want to have a kid now, would you? Of course not, you're not going to fuck that shit up. And name it Morbid Nantin, deal?
That job you never liked anyway? Your timing to get rid of it was splendid! Extra super move there, Sir. Just remember, it was all you, nothing to do with the global situation or anything. It was all your decision, you should bash yourself for it. Not. Hang on in there if you're one of the many less fortunate ones. on't worry, you're not alone, and many might follow.
I know some of you will find it like something the only ancients used to practice, millennia ago, in the 1990s or even further back the timeline, but these devices, called "books", they don't need batteries, you can just open them and they load instantly, you can start reading them immediately. Single player only, though.
Any plans you make with her during the quarantine, even especially if she agrees to, like, xoxo <3<3 hey, reeeally really do it, well, those plans'll magically stay quarantined after, never happened. She's in most cases only tele-gobbling your attention. Stop feeding the beast. Or don't. Irrelevant.
That streak of 2AM parties you're planning for the duration of the quarantine to punish your neighbors? When the cops show up, just cough really loud, that'll keep them outside. Should you, however, hear the guys call "HAAAAAANS!!!! ZI FLAMMENWERFER!", well,... I-uh, it was nice meeting you?
What else. Oh, milk carton, in the fridge, go take a whiff, might be sour, make sure you put it back in, though, don't be wasteful.
Eggs. That carton of eggs you've noticed about 2 years ago in the fridge and you're not sure if they're still fresh? Ez pz. Remove the mold carefully from the carton, then pour some water into a cup. You'll need to pour in enough water so the spoiled eggs will be able to float to the surface, whereas the good eggs will stay at the bottom when you'll submerge them and let go. The so-so-ok eggs want to float but will stick to the bottom, they'll stand upright on the bottom. That's if you manage to get the eggs without them disintegrating in your hands as you grip them in the 1st place, in which case just make an omelette or something, what do I know. The rotten eggs go into the trash bin or back in the fridge, same thing. Drink the mold-from-eggshells enriched water, again, don't be wasteful.
That's that, looking fwd for your ideas how to upgrade the glorious life of the quarantined bachelor.
None of this is advice. =]
Good time to get some exercise done so you'll be all fit and strong when the curtain is lifted. So you'll be able to defend yourself from the zombies.
Also, remember, when this is over and you're allowed to be a human being in the summer sun outside, the chicks will be absolutely destroyed with hunger for attention. Expect to experience more video-flesh than ever. They'll put their mini skirts on and you will be gentlemen, and take notice of the belts they'll be wearing.
Stock up on TP, guys, just do it. You'll need at least 20 years worth of supply of it. Shut up, just do it. And condoms and alcohol. Ah, right, and buy a can of tuna or some ice cream and whatnot - it's fine if you forget it in the car and leave it there for a week or so, it was frozen when you bought it, it'll last, don't worry. Check how moldy is the bread you already have at home (if it's not moldy, then you're not a REAL man anyway), maybe it can still be salvaged. Most likely it can, c'mon, be a man, don't be such a wuss. LOL
Wear a condom every day now, in case the C19-cunt comes knocking on your door. Do not underestimate the seriousness of the situation you're in. The Corvid chick is 19. You wouldn't want to have a kid now, would you? Of course not, you're not going to fuck that shit up. And name it Morbid Nantin, deal?
That job you never liked anyway? Your timing to get rid of it was splendid! Extra super move there, Sir. Just remember, it was all you, nothing to do with the global situation or anything. It was all your decision, you should bash yourself for it. Not. Hang on in there if you're one of the many less fortunate ones. on't worry, you're not alone, and many might follow.
I know some of you will find it like something the only ancients used to practice, millennia ago, in the 1990s or even further back the timeline, but these devices, called "books", they don't need batteries, you can just open them and they load instantly, you can start reading them immediately. Single player only, though.
Any plans you make with her during the quarantine,
evenespecially if she agrees to, like, xoxo <3<3 hey, reeeally really do it, well, those plans'll magically stay quarantined after, never happened. She's in most cases only tele-gobbling your attention. Stop feeding the beast. Or don't. Irrelevant.That streak of 2AM parties you're planning for the duration of the quarantine to punish your neighbors? When the cops show up, just cough really loud, that'll keep them outside. Should you, however, hear the guys call "HAAAAAANS!!!! ZI FLAMMENWERFER!", well,... I-uh, it was nice meeting you?
What else. Oh, milk carton, in the fridge, go take a whiff, might be sour, make sure you put it back in, though, don't be wasteful.
Eggs. That carton of eggs you've noticed about 2 years ago in the fridge and you're not sure if they're still fresh? Ez pz. Remove the mold carefully from the carton, then pour some water into a cup. You'll need to pour in enough water so the spoiled eggs will be able to float to the surface, whereas the good eggs will stay at the bottom when you'll submerge them and let go. The so-so-ok eggs want to float but will stick to the bottom, they'll stand upright on the bottom. That's if you manage to get the eggs without them disintegrating in your hands as you grip them in the 1st place, in which case just make an omelette or something, what do I know. The rotten eggs go into the trash bin or back in the fridge, same thing. Drink the mold-from-eggshells enriched water, again, don't be wasteful.
That's that, looking fwd for your ideas how to upgrade the glorious life of the quarantined bachelor.