RIP A Stray [Exceptional] Wardog

Most of the time when Kobold thieves skulk around my base early on in a fortresses life, my war dogs can chase it, but not kill it. Once in a while 2-3 dogs chained up by a doorway can savage a Kobold before it escapes, killing it - but it`s uncommon.

Today I had a lone war dog catch a Kobold thief and really lay into it. The thief seemed to be trying to escape at first, because it didn`t fight back for the first five pages of the combat report. My war dog kept latching on to hands or legs and shaking the Kobold around. A lot of damage was done - tendons severed, bruises...err...purpled? And so on.

Eventually the Kobold thief began to fight back - probably because the war dog had latched on to its HEAD and had begun shaking it around by the head, doing serious, serious damage. Unfortunately, the thief stabbed my dog in one paw, then another, and got a critical on the second. It severed a sensory nerve and the war dog immediately collapsed - the thief then stabbed once more, and ran off, leaving the dog to bleed out.

It`s truly sad...my first exceptional war dog does its duty, only to be paw-stabbed and bleed to death :(

Posted Mar 3, 2011, 8:57 PM UTC

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Ebirah•

My fortresses are always full of crippled war dogs (because they're somedwarf's pet, and they'd be upset if I were to put them down).

For example, my current fortress has two completely blind dogs and a three-legged hunting dog.

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Pagan-za•

HAHAHAHA

I laughed way too hard at that

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masonmason22•

There's one really depressing thing in my fort. A cat with a broken back. It just moves slowly around, taking forever to bring it's master dead rats.

Makes me sad every time I see it.

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jimdoescode•

That's nothing. My current fortress had some issues with Forgotten Beast extract and now I have some 50 cats dogs and one donkey who all have had blistered paws/hooves for the past 3 years. I really can't kill any of them (though I might look into butchering the donkey) because they all belong to someone.

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riseaghdha•

That's nothing. My third last fort got struck by such an incredible drought, followed by an intense heat wave that the fortress, normally teeming with pets, became a massive graveyard as the animals trapped outside and inside the fort went unconscious from the heat and eventually died of thirst, hunger or exhaustion. First one by one, then pages upon pages of dying cats, dogs, mules, horses and all manner of creatures were consumed by the heat.

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AzoreoOP•

Jesus McUlrist that`s awful.

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[deleted]•

How did the dwarves react? Don't leave out any detail. grabs some popcorn

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Armok•

Can animals actually get heat stroke and die?

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riseaghdha•

I think it's not the heat stroke so much as the lack of drinks. DF is complex, but I don't think heat stroke exists on its own.

I'm willing to bet that I had so many cats and dogs running around and almost no animal caretakers making sure that everything was being fed. Eventually, my booze production picked up, but not after months of almost none.

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Sepik121•

I was doing an adventure mode a few days ago, and the first fight i got in was against a lion who crippled me, specifically my right leg. However, that didn't stop me from adventuring. I proceeded on to go on a rampage wiping out large amounts of animals , thieves, and various other creatures in the world. All while being unable to stand. Seriously, i would fight everything while rolling around on the ground. So this goes on until one night where i couldn't get into town quickly enough, and then boogeymen killed me. A sad end to an epic crippled fighter

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Neverborn•

I had a dwarf adventurer live exactly the same life. My leg nerves were damaged to the point that I had lost the ability to stand in a fight with a crocodile, and my subsequent rampage was truly impressive.

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Sepik121•

Every time my adventurer moved, she fell over. I always felt a little bad, but then she'd roll around and just kill everything in her path.

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Neverborn•

I couldn't even stand temporarily. I just crawled about.

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Sepik121•

for some reason, i'd be able to fast travel and arrive to the destination standing. the instant i moved though, i'd fall over. I could never get up after that, except when i fast travelled again.

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TruePimp•

A GLORIOUS FEAST SHALL BE HELD IN HIS HONOR!!

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AzoreoOP•

It was a her :(

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TruePimp•

THEN AN EVEN MORE GLORIOUS FEAST IS IN LINE!!!

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grancheater•

This season shall now be known as wardogttum.

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[deleted]•

That's why I don't bother with war animals. I keep a cow or donkey at the entrance to get alerts if kobolds are trying to be smart but that's it. Since waranimals can't be armoured they get injured too fast. More work for the butchers.

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Flubb•

Anyone got any clues on improving wardog abilities? Mine all wilt at the merest goblin sneeze, and cause unhappy thoughts to their still-living owners.

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AzoreoOP•

Well, I dont think theyre meant to carry you through the game - so, supplement them with a well trained force of pissed off dwarves?

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AzoreoOP•

Preferably dwarven women carrying babies, I hear babies do a lot of damage.

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[deleted]•

I use them so my dwarves don't feel anything anymore, anyway, War Bears is where it is at.

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[deleted]•

Why did you not say "Terrible terrible damage"?

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