What is a joke that was perfectly acceptable when you were a child, but would get you fired from your job now?
Posted Apr 8, 2020, 2:14 AM UTC
Posted Apr 8, 2020, 2:14 AM UTC
I'M GAY
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Wetting your hands and pretending to sneeze on someone.
I feel like anything related to “your mom”
Example: me: it’s hot outside Fool: “your mom is hot outside”
Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?
you only have to punch information into a computer once.
That will get you fired on the spot, but will no doubt get chuckles from pricky school kids.
Pooping your pants right after they changed your diaper.
Burn Susan
Who the fuck is Susan?
It's been awhile since the bonfire
Yeah, probably any kind of gay joke.
Going to my boss and whispering "peepee" is a lot different then whispering to my homie "peepee" on the playground.
I made alot of racist jokes between my friends, we only made fun of each others races. We were complete assholes to eachother but were still friends.
Fat jokes, gay jokes and minority jokes were considered okey back in my day
At least that's what cartoons and sit-coms had if you take a nostalgia trip
Here's a good example answer:
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling.
Or:
How do you drown a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Kill the gays