What is a joke that was perfectly acceptable when you were a child, but would get you fired from your job now?

Posted Apr 8, 2020, 2:14 AM UTC

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ILOVEYOUMOORE•

Kill the gays

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Nevaset-Agamis•

I'M GAY

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[deleted]•

[deleted]

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De-Nomolos•

Wetting your hands and pretending to sneeze on someone.

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yrcucu•

I feel like anything related to “your mom”

Example: me: it’s hot outside Fool: “your mom is hot outside”

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[deleted]•

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

you only have to punch information into a computer once.

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That will get you fired on the spot, but will no doubt get chuckles from pricky school kids.

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briarrosepatch•

Pooping your pants right after they changed your diaper.

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immaloafofbread•

Burn Susan

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NotPivotOP•

Who the fuck is Susan?

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immaloafofbread•

It's been awhile since the bonfire

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Yeah, probably any kind of gay joke.

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chad6297•

Going to my boss and whispering "peepee" is a lot different then whispering to my homie "peepee" on the playground.

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imtoolazyforaname•

I made alot of racist jokes between my friends, we only made fun of each others races. We were complete assholes to eachother but were still friends.

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Outer0Heaven•

Fat jokes, gay jokes and minority jokes were considered okey back in my day

At least that's what cartoons and sit-coms had if you take a nostalgia trip

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NotPivotOP•

Here's a good example answer:

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put Velcro on the ceiling.

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NotPivotOP•

Or:

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

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