Zach knows what's up.
Posted Mar 4, 2011, 7:49 PM UTC
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What is the name of his act where he plays the piano and tells jokes simultaneously? I've seen it before but can't remember what it's called.
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Live at the Purple Onion
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what was it Noam Chomsky said about eating pussy?
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Noam Chomsky? HAHAHA GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
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I felt kind of sorry for the old guy in that, good show though.
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Yeah I wasn't sure about that part. But if the old man was heckling him then he deserved what he got.
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Oh was he heckling? Balance is restored.
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And it's streaming on netflix. One of the best stand up (or sit down I guess while he's at the piano) acts I've seen in a long time.
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"You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name and you have never been to that bar before."
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MY BEAWD HURTS
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Perfect, thanks!
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"I like to read the pubble- I mean, shit, GOD DAMNIT!" That was pretty funny.
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I read the first half of this post and then Yelled "FUCKING BORING!!!!" at my computer.
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That beard...
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Am I the only one here that doesn't like that guy?
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I hope so.
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Depends. He's got a few different types of performances. I don't really like his acting, but I do like his standup.
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Was hoping for a youtube clip, nearly everything this man says is hilarious.
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This is a George Carlin joke, which can be found in his book Napalm and Silly Putty. Although I'm sure it sounds great coming from Zach....
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We ain't got no pancake mix.
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I've done that accidentally. Also when I notice ads for any sort of bullshit in the paper. And when I walk past the quackery shelves at my local supermarket (the latest craze here is some sort of ginger water, although they were recently forced to stop claiming it had healing properties).
So is it water for gingers or water made from gingers?
it's the piss from redheads. Technically it's better to drink the blood, but beggars can't be choosers.
"I normally drink my own pee but when I can't, I drink ginger pee" -Bear Grylls
"I don't always drink other people's piss, but when I do, I prefer ginger piss"
FTFY
You have to take what you can get when there's a short supply of babies.
Ah, I remember the old baby crisis of 2000. I was rummaging through the dumpsters behind planned parenthood, and... oh wait, sorry! Wrong meeting.
Why do I recognize something Icelandic?
That'll have to stay... my secret. Oh, how I crack me up. Ojæja.
The Iceland subreddit needs more users if you're interested. :)
Is it supposed to do anything other than reduce motion sickness?